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Virtual Swag Bag

Virtue Signaling Straw
Sustain the environment and your ego.

swag strawWho cares about the environment more than you? Reduce, reuse, and recycle your way to refreshment with this collapsible metal straw compatible with both hot and cold beverages. The carrying-case and clip make it easy to show your environmental bonifides in otherwise awkward to earth-proselytize situations, not that you’re about that, but…just saying, it starts the conversation. Amiright?


  • Silicone tip protects teeth
  • Cleaning brush removes unsightly gunk and aggravates bacteria
  • Operates without fossil fuels